Get out the way, we got a Woot-off.
We’re piggin’ out down at the Woot! trough.
Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot-off is done.

You figure you get one Woot per day
And if it’s junk, well that’s just the way.
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
and where there once was famine, we feast.
It’s giving me an F-5 complex,
refreshing just to see what’s up next.
Checking back just to shop for what’s new.
I don’t want it but I hope that you do.
‘Cause a new item won’t come on
until all of these are gone.

Those are the rules of the Woot-off
We’re piggin’ out down at the Woot! trough.
Ain’t gonna stop until the woot-off is done.

Now there’s another item online.
A cellphone with a weird-ass design.
How will this thing ever sell out?
This will start a new item drought.
Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
The Woot-off is so frustrating
I’m posting in the blog to decry,
“This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy.”
Well you can ridicule and signify it,
but someone’s gonna have to buy it.

Those are the rules of the Woot-off
We’re piggin’ out down at the Woot! trough.
Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot-off is done.